i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
The Harry Potter fandom is so huge that literally everyone has different views and opinions on characters, ships, theories etc, but I don’t think I have ever in my life encountered a Harry Potter fan who doesn’t hate Umbridge with burning passion.
Its good because it makes us unite against a common enemy.
we hated umbridge more than voldemort
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
“Do you know how many calories are in that?”
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS